Procrastination

Why oh why do I HATE showering so much?  I used to like showers but not since I got sick.

Is it because:

• it wipes me out just to prep for a shower; gathering towels, setting up the shower chair, fetching shampoo or soap, disrobing, combing out my hair, etc
• i hate showering in a shower chair; spots get missed
• it uses up tons of spoons to get clean; all that scrubbing and hair washing
• i now have to shampoo my hair several times to get all the oil out of it
• i have to use all sort of concoctions to get rid of the armpit stink
• i almost alway run out of hot water before I'm finished
• i can't reach everywhere that needs soap
• the cat is slowly ripping apart my scrubbie and I keep forgetting to buy a new one
• i can never dry myself off very well because I'm sitting on the edge of the tub while toweling off
• combing my hair out makes my arms ache
• my hair takes forever to dry
• i only smell/look good for about 24 hours but can only shower once or twice  a week i.e. it is an enormous exercise in futility
• i don't want to undress in the cold

That about covers it.  And yes I really should be in the shower right now instead of writing about how much I don't want to shower.